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mytinyhands:

queenof420:

The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like

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:(

Posted 19 hours ago With 110,428 notes

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poppypicklesticks:

ikazed:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

I found a thing.

The thing you found is a brilliant thing.

We are also talking about someone who needs a hundred and fifty thousand dollars and several years to make several youtube videos of herself talking 

poppypicklesticks:

ikazed:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

I found a thing.

The thing you found is a brilliant thing.

We are also talking about someone who needs a hundred and fifty thousand dollars and several years to make several youtube videos of herself talking 

You blocked me on fb & wouldn't tell me why... Can you atleast tell me why you did it?

@Anonymous

If you’re a junkie or an annoying slut that’s probably why. If not then you’re that one creepy guy that hit on me

Posted 19 hours ago With 0 notes

I tip my fedora to you good sir *tips hat*

@Anonymous

Lets not get too euphoric here

Posted 19 hours ago With 0 notes

>gifs from the new DmC Shit taste, you're even more awful a person that I imagined.

@Anonymous

I commented insulting le edgy donte, but thanks for confirming your neckbeard /v/ lurker status. Especially retarded given I’ve completed dmc3 on DMD and love the classic series

Posted 20 hours ago With 0 notes

Ebin :DDDDDD Le Anonymoose is Leejun XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@Anonymous

Funny yam-yams m8

Posted 20 hours ago With 0 notes

sibelbel:

Why is tumblr so angryyyy

Last time I’m posting anything even slightly controversial

because you said easily the most retarded thing i’ve seen on this site.

feminism is not about protecting women no matter what. it’s about complete equality. as in: if you want to be paid the same as men, you better accept the consequences that men aren’t going to go out and earn money to throw at you because you don’t want to work.

you can’t have equal opportunities without equal consequences.

Posted 1 day ago With 3 notes

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derpsdale:

artisansoulleader:

thepowerofmoonlight:

Learnt an interesting thing today on this arabic course,
The original Arabic number system looked like this, the one we now use.
It was designed so each character had the corresponding number of angles to the number, so the number 1 has 1 angle, 2 has 2 angles, 3 has 3, 0 has none etc…
It is so obvious now, I’ve always assumed its one of those things that just is, with no logical explanation, but here it is, perfectly simple and satisfying

My jaw is legit on the floor right about now :D

OH MY LORD!!!!! I AM IN MATH NERD HEAVEN!!

derpsdale:

artisansoulleader:

thepowerofmoonlight:

Learnt an interesting thing today on this arabic course,

The original Arabic number system looked like this, the one we now use.

It was designed so each character had the corresponding number of angles to the number, so the number 1 has 1 angle, 2 has 2 angles, 3 has 3, 0 has none etc…

It is so obvious now, I’ve always assumed its one of those things that just is, with no logical explanation, but here it is, perfectly simple and satisfying

My jaw is legit on the floor right about now :D

OH MY LORD!!!!! I AM IN MATH NERD HEAVEN!!

angry90slesbian:

you know who would be a pain in the ass to dominate in bed?

houdini

ropes? nah dude.

handcuffs? dont think so.

a straight jacket under water and surrounded by sharks? no fuck u he gone

Posted 2 days ago With 48,520 notes

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wishuponap0rnstar:

zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGIS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINTAND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVELAND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.




Are you all that fucking stupid??? It literally says in the comics and shit that Odin put an enchantment on it that stopped it being moved by anyone that is worthy, nothing to do with this shit you’re all making up so you can pretend you’re fucking clever, go fuck yourself, all of you

wishuponap0rnstar:

zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

Are you all that fucking stupid??? It literally says in the comics and shit that Odin put an enchantment on it that stopped it being moved by anyone that is worthy, nothing to do with this shit you’re all making up so you can pretend you’re fucking clever, go fuck yourself, all of you