growlithed: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
damespock: ussawesome: i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
katherlne: only true 90s kids will remember when tumblr WASNT owned by yahoo
slydig: hey dude your boobs are showing i think you need a
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
mrcraabs: pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there
hitterlick: top 3 things about me fuckin raw super chill funky fresh rule breaker
cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago
spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is 9 it’s not gay if it’s on the moon sponges feel cool highdeas.com joe biden the letter Q dirt Some of these are legitimately calming.
theneverendingdrums: wimpala: theneverendingdrums: theneverendingdrums: theneverendingdrums: i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it update: i got away with it omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: blogging is the most fun a girl can have without doing her homework - panic! at the disco
sirnonamstell: remember when pete got a ticket
deerstagram: i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
dark-forest-knight: dirty-purple-suit: “The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “