June 2012
only in math problems will you find a guy interested in buying 587 oranges
waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
May 2012
haha-l-m-a-o:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
Whoever wrote the sheet music for one of the...
afternoonsnoozebutton:
…decided to just write the the right hand in 4/4 and the left in 9/12, but mark both as 4/4. I could not fucking figure out why one hand was ahead of the other in each measure u_u.
switched to dmc2
brawlroomglitz:
why does it sound like he’s running in high heels? oh dante you so sassy
