pamplemoose: intense-intents-in-tents: ...
heyfunniest: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs
afternoonsnoozebutton: badcgijosh: The best advice I can give you is that whenever you have a rough day, tell yourself “fuck that” And be Beyoncé instead Josh you are the cutest human being
kumikodecay: worthyourweightinfanfiction: gerikey: you’ll never make me leaf I wear this on my sleeve this shouldnt be as funny as it is
thischarmingalex: im so hip im practically a pelvis
When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you...
haha-l-m-a-o: friends: they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!” BEST friends: Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
isunova: exit the womb they said life would be great they said
youmeatsixual: one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
ganderbulbs: bouderie: nintendonut1: ...
helldweller: > wonder why I have a headache > realize that I’ve been playing for six hours straight > … > oh