June 2012
pamplemoose:
intense-intents-in-tents:
...
heyfunniest:
PARTY AT MY PLACE
i’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
Watchafternoonsnoozebutton:
badcgijosh:
The best advice I can give you is that whenever you have a rough day, tell yourself “fuck that”
And be Beyoncé instead
Josh you are the cutest human being
kumikodecay:
worthyourweightinfanfiction:
gerikey:
you’ll never make me leaf
I wear this on my sleeve
this shouldnt be as funny as it is
thischarmingalex:
im so hip im practically a pelvis
When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you...
haha-l-m-a-o:
friends:
they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!”
BEST friends:
Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
isunova:
exit the womb they said
life would be great they said
youmeatsixual:
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
ganderbulbs:
bouderie:
nintendonut1:
...
helldweller:
> wonder why I have a headache
> realize that I’ve been playing for six hours straight
> …
> oh
